Friday, November 16, 2012
ELF NATION: STAR WARS IS ABOUT GOD AND JESUS
Not very important in the scale of what's going on with Satan dirty descendants in the present world, but thought you might be interested to know, if you don't already, that STAR WARS movies are religious, and filled with prophecy. Han Solo is Jesus who has a love affair with Princess Leia. Luke Skywalker is both Jesus and Mary Magdalene, and Princess Leia is Mary Magdalene (notice how they both wear WHITE or black (widow spider black) clothing, and have no parents), Darth Vader is God, and the Emperor is Satan. Yoda could be Jesus, who teaches Mary Magdalene how to battle the "dark forces". Chewbacca might be a "Toto" character. The storm troopers are the "dirty elf" police officers, and the clones may be the "dirty elves" themselves. I don't really have the time to figure out everything that's going on in these plots. "Elf" Directors often switch around the leading characters to be Jesus or Mary Magdalene (where Mary is the guy and Jesus is the girl character), and sometimes they combine Jesus and Mary to make one character. The dirty descendants ALL know that these Hollywood films are about God and Jesus. Songs and movies are their dirty little secret, among many things. Now you know too, "May the force be with YOU". :)
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