ELF NATION: DECORATE THE HECK OUT OF UR HOMES THIS X-MAS

Tell all your family, relatives, and friends that THIS may be an extra special Christmas this year, with a special guest. Jesus' favorite color was green, and I think perhaps his eyes were a beautiful green also. All our road signs are green, and our "go" light signals are green because of this and his connection to nature. The "red" in light signals and our "STOP" signs are a symbol for Mary Magdalene to "STOP" the beast. If you've seen the movie, Dragon Slayer, the girl wears green, red, and white (to represent her being both Jesus and Mary Magdalene; two halves of one whole person; married). Mary Magdalene (Will) is the Knight. The silver in his Knight armor represents "the silver lining of hope". Rosary beads are symbolic of Mary Magdalene's faith in God and Jesus. I've told you not to spend money on "The Beast", which I do think is important, but just this once I'd like to make a special request of all families to "go the extra mile" and really decorate your homes with lots of lights this Christmas season. Let us all show Jesus and God how welcoming we can be to any arrival that might come. Deck out our homes with faithful cheer. It's going to be my gift to Jesus and God, and I hope that you will join me in it.