ELF NATION: "EVIL ELVES" DO DIE, AND GOD IS TAKEN 'EM

THESE EVIL ELVES COULD BE PART ALIEN, BUT ONE THING IS FOR SURE...THEY DO DIE. GOD HAS STARTED PICKING THEM OFF AT A QUICKER RATE FROM WHAT I SEE. I WAS JUST EXPLAINING TO MY SISTER HOW THE NAME KING WAS A CONTAMINATED NAME. SHE PAUSED, AND SAID SHE HAD A FUNERAL TO GO TO FOR SOMEONE WITH THE LAST NAME "KING". IT'S IN YOUR BEST INTEREST NOT TO GO AGAINST GOD. HE'S THE ONE WEAVING YOUR LIFE, NOT YOU. GOD HAS THE POWER TO END THE LIVES OF TWO EVIL ELVES IN ONE MOMENT. I'VE KNOWN THEM TO DIE IN HEAD ON CAR COLLISIONS. TWO EVIL ELVES THAT DON'T KNOW ONE ANOTHER. HE BROUGHT YOU INTO LIFE, AND HE TAKES YOU OUT AT HIS WILL. THE "OLE ME" USE TO SAY "WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH ALL THESE CYCLISTS THAT ARE GETTING HIT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD? BOY, ARE PEOPLE RECKLESS AT DRIVING." NOPE, THAT'S NOT IT. THEIR TIME WAS "UP". AND IF THESE EVIL ELVES CHOOSE TO TEXT AND PHONE PEOPLE WHILE DRIVING UNCONSCIOUSLY, IT WILL BE THE OTHER EVIL ELF THAT PAYS FOR IT.