ELF NATION: 12= EVA L. "ELF" FREEMASON NUMBER

 MORE "ELF" INSANITY... Notice the "12" (masonic) difference in age. Both Eva LONGoria and Mark Sanchez are "ELVES". The last name Long and Sanchez are hidden "ELF" surnames. Longoria is the Mexican version of Long. Check out Mark's honkin' "ELF" ears.

While being interviewed on “Extra” Thursday, the “Desperate Housewives” star fielded questions from show host Mario Lopez about her rumored romance with the much younger New York Jets quarterback. After jokingly telling Lopez, who is a close friend, that he was an “a--hole” for prying into her personal life, Longoria finally admitted, “Mark and I are, you know, fine. We're happy just dating.”

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The 37-year-old actress has been linked to the hunky NFL star – who is only 25 – since July. Throughout the summer she has made frequent trips to see him and they have been spotted out and about all over Manhattan as well as in more remote spots in New Jersey, where Sanchez lives. One of those sightings, which took place late last month, was on the patio of Sanchez’s cottage retreat at Donald Trump’s swanky National Golf Club in Bedminster, New Jersey. The New York Post ran a photo of Longoria and Sanchez dining outside with some other couples and noted that the “lovebirds shared bites from each other’s plates.”

Clearly Longoria – who is 12 years older than Sanchez – has a thing for younger men. Her last boyfriend, Eduardo Cruz, is 27, and her ex-husband San Antonio Spurs guard Tony Parker is 30.