ELF NATION: MEL GIBSON IS AN "ELF" NOT A *** HATER

Facebook is passing around photo's of Mel Gibson being an "elf" hater. Mel can't be, because he IS a closet "elf". He hides behind the Catholic faith, but Mel has all the classic signs of "elf self-hatred": alcoholism; smoking; DUI's; adultry; divorce. Just like fellow elves Kelsey Grammar, Charlie Sheen, etc. Elves argue back and forth so you can't KNOW that they are "elves". They play 'good cop, bad cop'. Gibson is an "elf" hidden name: Debbie Gibson, Gibson guitars, Gibson's Steakhouse, Tyrese Gibson from Transformer's...

                      The proof is in the "ELF" EARS.