ELF NATION: UPDATING DIRTY ELF LAST NAMES

I'm working on updating all these "EVIL ELF" last names. God wants them to be outed. There are as many dirty names, as there is sand, so have patience with me. When I look up at a clock in my house, the name brand is "EQUITY", so this inspires me knowing He wants equity for His people. And also knowing God had a hand in putting that exact clock on my wall. :)