ELF NATION: SAVOR YOUR LAST SUPPER

Some of these idiot dirty angels are doing weight loss plans. I say, savor your food and meals like it's your last supper. Enjoy, don't die-t away your life. If the end of days is coming down the pipeline, know each meal could be your last. Like Edward Cullen, we may not have the need for food. Don't "pig out" (elf term), just appreciate our trivial pleasures on planet Earth. Same with enjoying the differences in temperature and our weather. Don't complain that it's too cold, too warm, or foggy outside, just feel fortunate that you can feel it at all. In order for Jesus to end the entire world, it will take a BIG Bang Supernova type blast to do that. We probably won't feel a thing. Jesus knows I hate "boo boo's". I have no clue what Heaven will be like... flying pixie fairies or a nudist colony of cherubim. The "waiting game" is what we are all playing right now. So, love your lives and breathe deep. :)