ELF NATION: JESUS IS THE ARCHANGEL MICHAEL

Elves use humor to mask and hide the horror's they have inflicted on humanity. Don't be fooled by it. Yes, even I have giggled at some of their deceptive names for things, but their criminal lies and behavior outweigh that. Still I have no clue how many people know about these dirty descendant angels. I don't know if Jesus woke everyone else, except for my spouse's family and mine. I keep telling myself that they can't have a secret, if EVERYONE knows it. And who would still stand up for the National Anthem, if they knew September 11th was done by demon angels? When James Holmes shoots people in a movie theatre, does EVERYONE know that it's these dirty descendant angels doing that? When news anchors lie about crimes happening in our cities, does EVERYONE know these crimes are done by evil angels? Does EVERYONE know that all American Idol contestants, shown on TV, are these evil angels??? I can't believe in my heart that all this fraud would be ok to people. That American's would allow fallen angels to dominate the football league, along with other job fields, without anger over the inequity of it all??  And why would Jesus intend to hurt his wife, showing her all this unstoppable inequity??  I found out that Jesus is the archangel called Michael. I'm looking into the possibility that Mary Magdalene is the archangel Uriel. Uriel is the protector of humanity, and she warns and comforts people. Many photo's of her have red hair and look much like Mary Magdalene. She carries the lightning bolt, like Percy Jackson was trying to return to the God's in the movie 'Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief'. I love storms, thunder, and lightning. Elf freemasons will hide important figures in unusual places. The name of Superman's father was "Jor-El". Muriel is a name, but also mural's are paintings. And we all know the hand lotion that "relieves and gives comfort" is Curel (Purell also). If you watch "The Sweetest Thing" on Netflix, you will find my dogs picture on the back of the bathroom stall where Cameron Diaz is reading graffiti about "Follow the Yellow Brick Road". The creep factor is very high with these evil angels.  I've been noticing more and more that these "angels" are putting information about me within their songs and movies. In the movie 'Two Weeks Notice' she tells her boss she does not like any boats. That's me. And Bullock orders the Number 8 chinese food several times, which is the number assigned to Mary Magdalene.
**Add on:  I do believe that Mary Magdalene is one of the 4 Archangel's now. The movie "I Am Number Four", "Fantastic Four", and "The Four Feathers" movies, "Four Winds Casino", "Foreigner 4", and the new kids movie about guardian angels, leads me to think this. Her symbol is the eagle and her color is red, which are the same symbols used for Mary Magdalene. Mars is the red planet that is designated to her. She is the archangel that warned Noah of the coming flood, just as I am warning you of fallen human-born angels (Nephilim). She stands to the left of God's Throne. And is one of the angels that will be there during the Apocalypse. She's the angel of repentance and of salvation. Superman's "S" does not only stand for Scarlet but also for salvation. Which is what I wrote it stood for in my Twitter profile, before I knew of Uriel. Her name means she's the "Light and fire of God". She's the caretaker of humanity and of animals, which could be why Cinderella had so many animals she could talk to. She was the guardian at the Gate of Eden. It's possible that God made Michael and Uriel in human form to be Adam and Eve on Earth (not sure on that one). Some sites will say she is a male, but I do not believe that at all. Other sites have hinted she could be a female. Freemasons always make male and female interchangeable. The number 7 has always been a lucky number because there are 7 archangels God created.