ELF NATION: ANTI-CHRIST "ELVES" NEED AN EXORCISM

IF "ELVES" ARE ALIENS, AS THE BIBLE DOES TALK ABOUT, YOU "ALIEN ELVES" BETTER HURRY UP AND MAKE THAT SPACESHIP IN TEXAS A LITTLE BIT FASTER. YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE ON EARTH. YOU'RE LIARS, LIFE THIEVES, CRIMINALS, AND INFECTED WITH SATAN'S VIRUS. MARS IS BETTER SUITED FOR YOUR KIND. I STILL CAN'T IMAGINE ALIENS CRUCIFYING CHRISTS NAME THOUGH. SATAN POSSESSING ALL OF YOU MAKES MUCH MORE SENSE TO ME. WHEN I'VE TALKED TO "ELVES", THEY SEEM LIKE NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS, UNTIL YOU SAY THE WORD "ELF". THAT'S WHEN YOU SEE SATAN WASH OVER THEIR FACES...AND YOU REALIZE THEY NEED AN EXORCISM. LOL  THE MOVIE, "THE EXCORIST" WAS WRITTEN FOR "ELVES".

ELF NATION: CORRUPTING CHRIST'S NAME

Elves have been trying to corrupt Christ's name for centuries. Darwin was an "elf". "Witches" were and are "elves". Many "Goths" are "elves". The irony of it all, that "elves" don't seem to realize, is that you can't corrupt something if no one knows that it was there for the purpose of corrupting. Christian's don't think like "Elves" do. If we see an "X", it's only an "X". We march happily on our merry way. But because the "elves" KNOW it's an "X" to corrupt Christ, it ends up corrupting THEIR minds. It's God's cute way of enacting justice.