ELF NATION: CELEBRITY TRAITOR "ELVES"

   YIPPEE-KI-YAY,...MOTHER FUCKERBERGS!

                        YOU BASTARD COWS!!!!

ELF NATION: MEL GIBSON IS AN "ELF" NOT A *** HATER

Facebook is passing around photo's of Mel Gibson being an "elf" hater. Mel can't be, because he IS a closet "elf". He hides behind the Catholic faith, but Mel has all the classic signs of "elf self-hatred": alcoholism; smoking; DUI's; adultry; divorce. Just like fellow elves Kelsey Grammar, Charlie Sheen, etc. Elves argue back and forth so you can't KNOW that they are "elves". They play 'good cop, bad cop'. Gibson is an "elf" hidden name: Debbie Gibson, Gibson guitars, Gibson's Steakhouse, Tyrese Gibson from Transformer's...

                      The proof is in the "ELF" EARS.

ELF NATION: "TELL TIL THE WHOLE WORLD HEARS"

I know the Anti-Christ "elves" don't have any heart, so they won't be able to understand what I'm about to say. My father worked hard all his life, paid his taxes, helped out his neighbors when they needed a hand, and did what good Dads do. He watched "Rockfish" with me.  I don't have the heart to tell my Dad that many of the neighbors he loved to talk to across the fence were lying to him. Neighbors, he trusted, were keeping secrets and demons from their own countrymen. He wouldn't ever imagine it. Friends that worked in the federal building, insurance agencies, and teachers.  All traitors to their own kind. I grew up with a menace of a boy down our street. His last name was "BROWN". He taught my sister her first swear words. My sis got her mouth washed out with soap by my aunt for using those words. He'd sit up on his rooftop with a BB gun to shoot harmless cats, and say, "don't shoot til you see the whites of their eyes". We all had a pretty good idea he'd be going to jail one day, but we had no understanding of why. Today I know why. I also know why another neighbor boy committed suicide. His name was Stephen. Lonnie next door played in a band and did drugs. I KNOW that "why" too. Cuz demons that live in dark places, you can't get rid of them without the proper light. It's like a little girl who is being molested by her Dad. If she never TELLS the secret, she can't get the help she needs. Her life becomes a screwed up mess, she'll probably drag down others in her life, until she can free herself from the lies and dark secrets. That is why I ask "elves" to "tell". Whether you are a rich or poor "ELF", you've already sentenced yourself to a life not worthy of redemption. I hope some "elves" can hear me. If so, "TELL".